“Yes, I am provocative!”

“You’re going to sue me? Who do you think you are, the San Diego Zoo?”

[Dressed as a woman] “I’m meeting my girlfriends for brunch, I hope we can sit outside. Lipstick. Heeheehee.”

“If all you want is a hug from a black person, maybe you should just host The Price is Right.”

“There’s no link between diabetes and diet. That’s a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado.”

“You shouldn’t end a sentence with a preposition at.”

“You got it. NGS, Fridays at C30 on TB10.”

“OK. Sorry it took me so long to answer. I was just thinking about how weird it is that we eat birds.”

“What is this, Horseville? ‘Cause I am surrounded by naysayers. Wordplay!”

“Usually this is the point in my process where Liz Lemon steps in and takes care of everything. Heavy is the head that eats the crayons. Gonna take a nap, see you in 10 hours.”

“Of course I do. Angie’s the one. … It’s a thing I made up after seeing The Matrix.”

“Don’t patronize me with your Celtic slang, Liz Lemon, we have a black president now.”

“I feel like you’re not telling me something, Jack. Let me guess. You bought a sidecar for your motorcycle and your dog won’t stay in it.”