You wouldn’t think this would be so fun, but it totally is. I’m not even going to explain the premise; just try it out and see where it goes. Get creative and I promise you’ll laugh.

michaelmcgee:

mcdavis:

soupsoup:

inothernews:

In case any of you Eagles fans need a reminder of who your team just hired.

Because no one deserves a second chance.  Especially since he got away with such little punishment.  Unlike all the hard time and negative talk Donte Stallworth receives for getting drunk (and high), driving and killing a human being with his vehicle.  Oh wait…

Thank you.

Sorry folks. Just because there are varying degrees of evil (Hitler > Vick, obvs), it doesn’t change the fact that something is… evil. It takes a certain type of cruelty and viciousness to do what he did. I’m sorry that other athletes who did terrible things got an easy break, but does that mean that Vick should too? That’s a terrible argument. “He didn’t rape little boys” isn’t exactly a solid defense, you guys.

There are second chances, and then there’s getting to be a millionaire athlete and potential role model. Vick did his time and deserves to live his life now, but I don’t believe he deserves to be in the NFL again.